Education Isn’t Neutral (The Very Clear Version)

I wrote a parable and published it HERE. The original might be best for classically-educated students and anyone else who’s pretty good at literary criticism. (That is the version I read to my homeschool students.) But, if you need your lessons to be a little more explicit–then here is a version of my story, with Author’s notes.

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The human mind is like a fertile ground, where seeds are continually being planted. The seeds are opinions, ideas, and concepts. You plant a seed, a thought grows… the human mind is so fertile!

Don Miguel Ruiz

(Note: Pay attention to the title and the quote at the top. Those were chosen for a reason.)

Once upon a time, a man decided to grow an orchard.

He wanted the trees to be strong and beautiful… And, he wanted them to serve an important purpose in the future, to make it worth all the time and effort to cultivate them. But, the man wasn’t entirely sure about which type of fruit he wanted to grow. And the problem of indecision gave him a lot of trouble when it came time for planting.

This man knew it would be several years before his orchard was ready to give him a harvest.


(Note: Let’s call our Man “Mr. Henry Rent.” His grandkids might call him “Pa.” Pa Rent…. Pa Rent… Hmmm… I wonder what his character is meant to represent?)

“I can’t know what purpose my trees will need to serve in 10 years, or more!” the man reasoned. “What will be most beneficial to my community? Who’s to say?”

Oranges? Apples? Or nice, sturdy oaks?

Or maybe a combination of several varieties?!

The man struggled to plan his orchard, for fear he was limiting his options. He couldn’t imagine making such permanent choices with something so important.

And so…

The man chose a packet of Neutral Seeds to plant, and keep those options open.

(Note: people often say education should teach the basics. They want public schools to handle reading, writing, and ‘rithmetic, so Pa Rents can add the religion and morality on their own time. Many Pa Rents want to plant Neutral Seeds.)

“I’ll plant these Neutral Trees and water them daily,” the man told himself. “I’ll weed and trim and cover the plants when it’s cold outside. And, after many years of hard work and tender care, THEN my farm hands and I can add the fruit later, according to what we believe.”

And so he put his plan into action.

Lovingly and tirelessly, the man nurtured his seedlings, anxiously watching for signs of bugs or disease.

This man was not lazy. He poured his heart and soul into his task, and he smiled as his efforts began to pay off. The baby trees turned a lovely shade of green, and their leaves uncurled toward the sun, one by one.

Seeing this, the man became excited about The Future, as he imagined all the possible fruits these trees would be able to grow, when the time came.

(Note: Pa Rent truly wants what is best for his orchard. He loves the fertile land, and he wants to make the best decision. He’s just a little confused. If you find yourself hating Pa Rent as you read this story, you’re not being very empathetic. Pa Rent isn’t a villain.)

But, one day, the man saw something that disturbed him. Small buds had sprung up on the tips of his little plants–hideous, dark brown wart-looking blobs, which the man called “flowers” for lack of a better term.

Needless to say, the man didn’t expect to find Ugly Blob-Flowers in a grove of Neutral Trees. So he spent a few days trying to identify what kind they were. He read everything he could find on the subject.

If these had been the buds of apples or orange trees, the man might have left them alone and celebrated the happy accident. (He hadn’t intended to grow fruit at all, but he wouldn’t complain about Good Fruit!)

But, no matter how hard he tried, he could not identify the weird-looking flower, growing bigger and uglier every day.

And so, when the man could stall no longer, he finally ordered his farm hands to snip all the brown blossoms off.

(Note: People often notice there’s a problem with their education curriculum or philosophy before they understand what’s causing it. Whenever there’s an increase in violence/bullying or a drop in test scores, the first decisions often involve clipping buds.)

“I chose to plant Neutral Trees for a reason!” the man explained. “It’s better to keep all the fruit out of the orchard, and just stick to the Basic Tree… We’re concentrating on roots, stem, and leaves. No fruit!”

And with that, the man and his farmhands returned to their diligent work of feeding and watering their trees. They grew taller and stronger every day.

(Note: We could give names to the Hired Hands, if that helps. Think of them as being cousins in the family, with the last name “Jucator.” All of them have the first name “Ed.” They are not villains any more than Pa Rent is. All of the Ed Jucators who work in the orchard are just trying their best and following orders.)

The first year passed, and the man was very pleased with his Neutral Orchard. He thought all the drama was behind him, until one shocking day when–AGAIN–the young trees began spouting strange fruit, out of nowhere!

(Note: Do I need to explain this image again, or are we still clear that buds are symptoms of a problem–not the root problem itself?)

Some budded faster than others. But all of the trees showed unmistakable signs of a brown, bulbous tumoring. The man was furious, thinking an enemy had broken into his orchard and corrupted his trees. What else could cause such Strange Fruit to grow?

In any case, he knew he had a bigger job on his hands than he originally imagined, and he wasn’t too proud to admit when he needed help.

“They say it takes a villiage,” the man mused out loud. “So, I will give each farmhand his own tree, to cultivate according to its individual needs. Perhaps each tree will thrive in a specially tailored environment.”

And, immediately, each hired hand got busy treating the trees with his own, unique Good Fruit Formula.

(Note: Ah, now all the Ed Jucators get to show off their problem-solving skills…What have been some stategies for dealing with all the nasty fruit?)

One worker painted the brown buds red.

Another started playing beautiful music for his tree, in hopes it would inspire beautiful growth. (Although, this upset the farmhand who was working on the next tree over, because he insisted OTHER trees would be influenced by the music, which he described as “White Imperialist Indoctrination.”)

One worker added extra earthworms and bumblebees and other organic elements to make the environment more natural.

And, still another immediately dug up his tree and transplanted it to the Orange Grove next door, where the “rain was better.”

(Note: Remember these trees represent ideas/philosophies that have been planted in a human’s fertile mind. The mind is represented by the soil. So, don’t get confused in thinking the trees represent invidual children. All the hired hands are trying to heal the “neutral” belief system, using different tools.)

The Orchard Owner kept one little tree for himself as well.

He chose to cut off the ugly, brown fruits completely, rather than trying to change their color or location. He had planted neutral, Plain-Jane, Bare-Bones trees, and he was taking it pretty personally that the plants kept sprouting fruit, despite his best efforts.

(Note: This would be a good time to reflect on the title of this parable again.)

So, the man snipped the brown fruit for a second time and waited many weeks, to observe the trees closely. He crossed his fingers AND said a little prayer, hoping the fruit was gone for good this time.

(Note: Pa Rents and Students are still allowed to pray in public school. Let’s see if that works…)

When enough time passed, the man began to relax. He spent many hours admiring his nice, clean, Bare, Neutral tree, finally excited about The Future again. He felt a renewed sense of optimism about his Vision; he remembered why he wanted to plant an orchard all along.

With excitement and energy, the man was ready to tackle the next phase of his plan: adding the Good Fruit.

He diligently pulled out his glue and stapler…

(Note: It’s physically painful for me to have to explain this part, because I love that last line so much. The mental image of a man glueing fruit to an already-grown tree was what caused me to write this parable. YOU CAN’T GET CHRISTIAN FRUIT TO STICK ON A SECULAR TREE, GUYS!)


Many, many years passed, and the man sat on a broken down porch, looking out over his deserted orchard, full of weeds and garbage. Most of the hired hands had long since given up trying to work with their individual trees. Glue and staples dangled pathetically from several brittle branches.

One of the trees had been felled by a storm several summers ago, and it had taken a couple others down with it. One tree was spray painted by some vandals. But MOST of the trees were producing HUGE, brown, bulbous “fruits,” which refused to be tamed by snipping, buzzing, fumigating, or chopping… The man had tried it all.

(Note: There are many things that could go wrong with a person’s mind. Please notice some of the damage in the orchard had natural causes. I’m trying to acknowledge that acts of God happen. And some thoughts are corrupted by violent abuse.)

It turned out, the brown “flowers” smelled like sulfur in the summer and tasted like rotting meat by Fall. Last year’s crop was piled on the orchard floor; not even the flies were interested.

The brown blobs were absolutely everywhere. Even the transplanted Neutral Tree in the Orange Grove was hunched over with putrid blobs. (So much for “better rain,” the man thought bitterly.) Everywhere he looked, he saw destruction and death and failure.

Everywhere, that is, except for ONE beautiful, orange-fruited tree in the very center of his orchard.

There it stood, a mysterious symbol of health and success in a sea of disaster. But it puzzled the Owner more than comforting him. All these years, he couldn’t explain why that one tree stood, tall and lovely.

Slowly, painfully, the man got up and walked toward that thriving tree. He could see the Hired Worker who had tended the tree all these years, reading a book under the tree’s shade. The Owner hadn’t spoken to the Hired Worker much in all the decades. (The two of them had very different Philosophies of Farming.) But, lonely and defeated, the Orchard Owner decided to do something he should have done long ago: he struck up a conversation with the Hired Hand who grew the beautiful Orange Fruit.

“I poured my life and soul into this orchard,” the Owner began.

“That’s true, Old Friend,” his Worker replied. “You toiled in the hot sun every, single day, because you love these trees.”

“But you simply worked harder?” the Owner asked, with a slight shake to his voice. “Did you put in more effort than I did?”

“No, I don’t think anyone worked harder than you,” the Worker answered, completely sincere.

“It’s just a roll of the dice, then, isn’t it?” the Owner asked sadly. “I just can’t help that a storm whipped through here…and the vandals, of course…”

“That’s true, too.” The worked agreed. “Many things are outside our control.”

There was a long pause, while the Owner thought about these words. For a moment, he considered turning around and walking back to the porch, telling himself he could always plant again someday…and use stronger glue.

But, he stayed where he was and let the silence linger, while he found the courage to ask the question he had wanted to ask all along.

“How, then?” the Owner whispered, almost inaudibly. “How did you grow a Neutral Tree that gives such beautiful fruit?”

(Note: it’s not easy for a Pa Rent to ask what he did wrong and then listen to correction. It’s even harder when he has spent years investing in a certain idea, and he’s surrounded by damage.)

Here, the Worker smiled a sad smile, and he looked up at the orange fruits overhead.

“This tree,” the worker said, as he pointed, “is not a Neutral Tree… I pulled out that tree the moment you gave me this plot of land to tend.”

The Owner didn’t know how to process this information.

(Note: The Ed Jucator did not pluck/kill a child. I can’t stress that enough. He plucked out the bad idea about “Neutral Education” being desirable.)

The Owner had given the Worker HIS TREE–not his land. He found himself mourning for the old Neutral Tree and fighting anger toward his Hired Hand for playing such a nasty trick. But he remained silent while the Worker gently continued:

“Neutral Trees grow Neutral Fruit, which is actually a rotten fruit of its own. Knowing this, I quickly dug up the Neutral Tree, and began replenishing the soil. There were big holes that needed to be filled, and there probably are still roots of the Neutral Tree, hiding down deep under the earth. It will take many more years before those get absorbed. But after a little while, the ground was healthy enough for a new plant. So, I asked for some Good Seeds from your neighbor. This tree, which gives tasty fruit and a home for birds and a back-rest for an old man who likes to read, is not a Neutral Tree…”

The Worker said no more.

(Note: Another name for a Neutral Tree is a Godless Tree. Parents are sending their kids for a Godless Education, and then being surprised when they grow Godless Fruit. They think they are growing something plain or vanilla, which they can sweeten up later. But Neutral Trees don’t grow Christian fruit. Neutral Trees grow Neutral Fruit, which is actually a rotten fruit of its own…Godlessness.)

Sensing The Worker was finished speaking, the Owner looked up at this single, Not-Neutral-Tree one more time, before turning to go back toward the farm house.

He had many, many things to consider before he started planting again.

Could Good Seeds really make all the difference?…

Education Is Not Neutral (a Parable)

The human mind is like a fertile ground, where seeds are continually being planted. The seeds are opinions, ideas, and concepts. You plant a seed, a thought grows… the human mind is so fertile!

Don Miguel Ruiz

Once upon a time, a man decided to grow an orchard.

He wanted the trees to be strong and beautiful… And, he wanted them to serve an important purpose in the future, to make it worth all the time and effort to cultivate them. But, the man wasn’t entirely sure about which type of fruit he wanted to grow. And the problem of indecision gave him a lot of trouble when it came time for planting.

This man knew it would be several years before his orchard was ready to give him a harvest…

“I can’t know what purpose my trees will need to serve in 10 years, or more!” the man reasoned. “What will be most beneficial to my community? Who’s to say?”

Oranges? Apples? Or nice, sturdy oaks?

Or maybe a combination of several varieties?!

The man struggled to plan his orchard, for fear he was limiting his options. He couldn’t imagine making such permanent choices with something so important.

And so…

… The man chose a packet of Neutral Seeds to plant, and keep those options open.

“I’ll plant these Neutral Trees and water them daily,” the man told himself. “I’ll weed and trim and cover the plants when it’s cold outside. And, after many years of hard work and tender care, THEN my farm hands and I can add the fruit later, according to what we believe.”

And so he put his plan into action.

Lovingly and tirelessly, the man nurtured his seedlings, anxiously watching for signs of bugs or disease.

This man was not lazy. He poured his heart and soul into his task, and he smiled as his efforts began to pay off. The baby trees turned a lovely shade of green, and their leaves uncurled toward the sun, one by one.

Seeing this, the man became excited about The Future, as he imagined all the possible fruits these trees would be able to grow, when the time came.

But, one day, the man saw something that disturbed him. Small buds had sprung up on the tips of his little plants–hideous, dark brown wart-looking blobs, which the man called “flowers” for lack of a better term.

Needless to say, the man didn’t expect to find Ugly Blob-Flowers in a grove of Neutral Trees. So he spent a few days trying to identify what kind they were. He read everything he could find on the subject.

If these had been the buds of apples or orange trees, the man might have left them alone and celebrated the happy accident. (He hadn’t intended to grow fruit at all, but he wouldn’t complain about Good Fruit!)

But, no matter how hard he tried, he could not identify the weird-looking flower, growing bigger and uglier every day.

And so, when the man could stall no longer, he finally ordered his farm hands to snip all the brown blossoms off.

“I chose to plant Neutral Trees for a reason!” the man explained. “It’s better to keep all the fruit out of the orchard, and just stick to the Basic Tree… We’re concentrating on roots, stem, and leaves. No fruit!”

And with that, the man and his farmhands returned to their diligent work of feeding and watering their trees. They grew taller and stronger every day.

The first year passed, and the man was very pleased with his Neutral Orchard. He thought all the drama was behind him, until one shocking day when–AGAIN–the young trees began spouting strange fruit, out of nowhere!

Some budded faster than others. But all of the trees showed unmistakable signs of a brown, bulbous tumoring. The man was furious, thinking an enemy had broken into his orchard and corrupted his trees. What else could cause such Strange Fruit to grow?

In any case, he knew he had a bigger job on his hands than he originally imagined, and he wasn’t too proud to admit when he needed help.

“They say it takes a villiage,” the man mused out loud. “So, I will give each farmhand his own tree, to cultivate according to its individual needs. Perhaps each tree will thrive in a specially tailored environment.”

And, immediately, each hired hand got busy treating the trees with his own, unique Good Fruit Formula.

One worker painted the brown buds red.

Another started playing beautiful music for his tree, in hopes it would inspire beautiful growth. (Although, this upset the farmhand who was working on the next tree over, because he insisted OTHER trees would be influenced by the music, which he described as “White Imperialist Indoctrination.”)

One worker added extra earthworms and bumblebees and other organic elements to make the environment more natural.

And, still another immediately dug up his tree and transplanted it to the Orange Grove next door, where the “rain was better.”

The Orchard Owner kept one little tree for himself as well.

He chose to cut off the ugly, brown fruits completely, rather than trying to change their color or location. He had planted neutral, Plain-Jane, Bare-Bones trees, and he was taking it pretty personally that the plants kept sprouting fruit, despite his best efforts.

So, the man snipped the brown fruit for a second time and waited many weeks, to observe the trees closely. He crossed his fingers AND said a little prayer, hoping the fruit was gone for good this time.

When enough time passed, the man began to relax. He spent many hours admiring his nice, clean, Bare, Neutral tree, finally excited about The Future again. He felt a renewed sense of optimism about his Vision; he remembered why he wanted to plant an orchard all along.

With excitement and energy, the man was ready to tackle the next phase of his plan: adding the Good Fruit.

He diligently pulled out his glue and stapler…


Many, many years passed, and the man sat on a broken down porch, looking out over his deserted orchard, full of weeds and garbage. Most of the hired hands had long since given up trying to work with their individual trees. Glue and staples dangled pathetically from several brittle branches.

One of the trees had been felled by a storm several summers ago, and it had taken a couple others down with it. One tree was spray painted by some vandals. But MOST of the trees were producing HUGE, brown, bulbous “fruits,” which refused to be tamed by snipping, buzzing, fumigating, or chopping… The man had tried it all.

It turned out, the brown “flowers” smelled like sulfur in the summer and tasted like rotting meat by Fall. Last year’s crop was piled on the orchard floor; not even the flies were interested.

The brown blobs were absolutely everywhere. Even the transplanted Neutral Tree in the Orange Grove was hunched over with putrid blobs. (So much for “better rain,” the man thought bitterly.) Everywhere he looked, he saw destruction and death and failure.

Everywhere, that is, except for ONE beautiful, orange-fruited tree in the very center of his orchard.

There it stood, a mysterious symbol of health and success in a sea of disaster. But it puzzled the Owner more than comforting him. All these years, he couldn’t explain why that one tree stood, tall and lovely.

Slowly, painfully, the man got up and walked toward that thriving tree. He could see the Hired Worker who had tended the tree all these years, reading a book under the tree’s shade. The Owner hadn’t spoken to the Hired Worker much in all the decades. (The two of them had very different Philosophies of Farming.) But, lonely and defeated, the Orchard Owner decided to do something he should have done long ago: he struck up a conversation with the Hired Hand who grew the beautiful Orange Fruit.

“I poured my life and soul into this orchard,” the Owner began.

“That’s true, Old Friend,” his Worker replied. “You toiled in the hot sun every, single day, because you love these trees.”

“But you worked harder?” the Owner asked, with a slight shake to his voice. “Did you put in more effort than I did?”

“No, I don’t think anyone worked harder than you,” the Worker answered, completely sincere.

“It’s just a roll of the dice, then, isn’t it?” the Owner asked sadly. “I just can’t help that a storm whipped through here…and the vandals, of course…”

“That’s true, too.” The worked agreed. “Many things are outside our control.”

There was a long pause, while the Owner thought about these words. For a moment, he considered turning around and walking back to the porch, telling himself he could always plant again someday…and use stronger glue.

But, he stayed where he was and let the silence linger, while he found the courage to ask the question he had wanted to ask all along.

“How, then?” the Owner whispered, almost inaudibly. “How did you grow a Neutral Tree that gives such beautiful fruit?”

And here, the Worker smiled a sad smile, and he looked up at the orange fruits overhead.

“This tree,” the worker said, as he pointed, “is not a Neutral Tree… I pulled out that tree the moment you gave me this plot of land to tend.”

The Owner didn’t know how to process this information.

He had given the Worker HIS TREE–not his land. He found himself mourning for the old Neutral Tree and fighting anger toward his Hired Hand for playing such a nasty trick. But he remained silent while the Worker gently continued:

“Neutral Trees grow Neutral Fruit, which is actually a rotten fruit of its own. Knowing this, I quickly dug up the Neutral Tree, and began replenishing the soil. There were big holes that needed to be filled, and there probably are still roots of the Neutral Tree, hiding down deep under the earth. It will take many more years before those get absorbed. But after a little while, the ground was healthy enough for a new plant. So, I asked for some Good Seeds from your neighbor. This tree, which gives tasty fruit and a home for birds and a back-rest for an old man who likes to read, is not a Neutral Tree…”

The Worker said no more.

Sensing The Worker was finished speaking, the Owner looked up at this single, Not-Neutral-Tree one more time, before turning to go back toward the farm house.

He had many, many things to consider before he started planting again.

Could Good Seeds really make all the difference?…

Note: This is the “Advanced Reader” version of this story, without much context. For the version with author’s notes, to completely over-explain all of the imagery, click here.

Martyred by the Uncivilized Internet Tribes

“Wow, this comment section did NOT go the way you planned!”

Whenever a small crowd of irate Internet Users floods my dad’s page, someone will say something like that.

It feels good to be part of an angry mob doing justice! It feels good to give a Scolding to the stranger who deserves it.

So, in the midst of all the exciting action, someone will inevitably peek above the pitchforks for a moment and realize he’s standing in the middle of a Big Group. And then something will compel him to remark, “OOOOOH, BOY, you’re having a bad day, aren’t you, John Branyan?!”

“Betcha regret sharing your opinion and upsetting us now, huh?!”

“You didn’t see this coming, amiright?!”

Not to spoil the fun for the unruly crowd, but…. we almost always saw it coming.

This isn’t my dad’s first day as a Christian Comedian on the internet. And your gang of temporary “friends” isn’t the only loosely connected Lobby Group ready to march whenever someone spots an Enemy in need of a little street justice.

Our family business has been tagged by troll groups dozens and dozens of times (These are groups that exist solely to overwhelm their political enemies with hundreds of negative comments.) If you HAVEN’T experienced death threats and attacks against your children and stalkers filling up your private messages with profanity, then you don’t know what a “bad day” is.

Eventually, when you’ve seen more than a few tsunamis of Disapproving Posts, they begin to run together. (*Shrug) You get used to being swamped by confused (and bored) strangers fueled by moral superiority.

“Wow–this comment section did NOT go how you planned, did it?!”

Actually, it went exactly how we predicted, on a podcast episode three weeks ago: She Deserves Better (Nefarious Boobs and Swords)

At first, my dad began talking about Sheila Gregoire’s new book by calling her “Shasta McGuire,” as a pseudonym. He was reluctant to use her real name initially because he knows from experience what happens when a straight, white, Christian man says something about women (other than “yes, dear”) on social media.

Sheila has a much bigger platform than the John Branyan Comedy page, because she has been picking fights with other Christians much longer than he has.

So, my dad knew exactly what was coming…

It was only a matter of time before someone reported to Sheila that we were taking her name in vain–and then the mob would mobilize. It’s kind of her claim to fame.

To be fair, there hasn’t been much of a mob so far. Only a handful of disappointed Church Ladies showed up to defend the gossip about Elisabeth and Jim Elliot… But more on that later. The point is, despite their small numbers, they still felt pretty powerful.

“Wow, this comment section did not go the way you planned, did it, John?!” 😉😉😉

No, this is pretty par for the course, my friend.

We’re not surprised.

And because we’ve run into more than a few Mommy Mobs online, my dad almost decided it wasn’t worth speaking up. (The well-practiced tactics of the Karens almost worked!) In that podcast episode, it actually took some convincing to remind my dad: being a leader means being willing to be hated by those you are trying to help.

As every (good) parent knows: nobody will whine quicker or louder than a kid who’s told it’s time to take a nap. Are we willing to fight against THE KID HIMSELF, in order to do what’s best for him? (Some parents would rather have peace.)

Or what about a loved one who’s threatening to hurt him/herself? Maybe he’s addicted to drugs or she’s battling an eating disorder? Maybe someone you care about is standing on a bridge ready to jump? Would you be willing to make them ANGRY in order to save their life? Or would you rather talk sweet and then walk away, telling yourself there’s nothing else you could have done?

Literally, the only reason my dad didn’t want to get involved with Sheila (and her girl gang) is because he wasn’t loving them like sisters, daughters, or mothers. The fight didn’t seem worth it.

Dad was tempted to sit back and shut up, rather than love Church Ladies enough to endure their tedious squawking.

“Ugh, I already know what’s going to happen!” he said. “There will be a bunch of shrieking and self-righteous pontificating…”

That’s correct, I told him. But the reason Church Ladies have grown so shriek-y and self-righteous is because nobody loves them enough to tell them “no.” They’re like spoiled toddlers no one can stand to be around–because the parents are too lazy to correct them.

“Uuuuuuuuuugh!” he whined. “I don’t want to be swamped by loud Feminists AGAIN!!!!”

That’s understandable. In many cases, their own fathers and ex-husbands felt the same way.

Men would rather abandon the family than confront the horrible, irritating, unteachable monsters that have taken residence in the hearts of their wives and daughters.

We see this when pastors quit because their undisciplined congregants are always complaining. (They’re just sucking the life out of me!)

Mothers quit when it’s easier to use screens and snacks to appease disobedience. (I never get any peace!)

And husbands/fathers quit when they space out in front of the television rather than try to take charge of their faucet-dripping, power-tripping, social-media-addicted wife. (She’s sucking the life out of me, AND I never get any peace!)

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Since I promised to get back to Jim and Elisabeth Elliot, let’s talk about one of the most well-known stories of martyrdom this century:

The Elliots were a Christian missionary couple who served together in Ecuador during the 1950s. They met while studying at Wheaton College and got married in 1953, in what might have been called a marriage of convenience. Both were fully aware they were doing so as a matter of “practicality”–to enter the mission field together. There were no illusions of a Hollywood romance.

Immediately after their wedding, Jim and Elisabeth moved to Ecuador to follow the plan and share the gospel with the indigenous people in the jungle.

After a couple years successfully living alongside the Auca tribe, they began looking for ways to reach the Huaorani people, which were a tribe known for their violent resistance to outsiders. Despite the warnings from the friendly Auca’s, Jim and a team of four other missionaries made contact with the Huaorani in 1956. However, their efforts were met with hostility, and all five men were killed by the Huaorani.

Elisabeth was left, with the couple’s small daughter, Valerie, to continue their mission work on her own. She went on to write several books, including “Through Gates of Splendor,” which documented the events leading up to her husband’s death.

If you’ve never read any of Elisabeth Elliot’s work, and you’re wondering why a modern woman might draw target on her back, here’s a quote from “Let Me Be a Woman” to help you understand:

“It is a naive sort of feminism that insists that women prove their ability to do all the things that men do. This is a distortion and a travesty. Men have never sought to prove that they can do all the things women do. Why subject women to purely masculine criteria? Women can and ought to be judged by the criteria of femininity, for it is in their femininity that they participate in the human race. And femininity has its limitations. So has masculinity. That is what we’ve been talking about. To do this is not to do that. To be this is not to be that. To be a woman is not to be a man. To be married is not to be single – which may mean not to have a career. To marry this man is not to marry all the others. A choice is a limitation.” –Elisabeth Elliot, Let Me Be A Woman

Mrs. Elliot was completely sold out to Christ, and her First Love was reflected in everything she wrote. That’s why self-worshipping Feminists have been trying to discredit her for decades.

Elisabeth Elliot’s God was the God of the Bible. But many Church Ladies have turned their fleshly desires into a god. They are idolators. And their itching ears can’t stand to hear the story of two, Christian people working together to fulfil a mission that was bigger than both of them…

So, now that Elisabeth Elliot is dead and no longer able to set the record straight, the critics have an opportunity to tell Elisabeth’s story, in their own words:

“Elisabeth Elliot’s book ‘Passion and Purity’ is not a love story! For the life of me, I don’t know how Jim and Elisabeth’s story became something to emulate. It was toxic from the beginning…

Elisabeth noticed Jim around Wheaton College, where they both attended. But naturally she didn’t seek him out (because she’s the woman), and she had to wait for him to notice her. He finally does, and at the end of one school year, they have a long talk during which he announces that he loves her, and that if he were to marry, it would be her, but he doesn’t think he’s going to marry. He’s going to become a missionary. And so they decide it’s best to not correspond.

So here’s this young woman whose been in love with this guy forever, he finally tells her he loves her back, and then he basically “ghosts” her.

A few months later they start corresponding, and over the next little while they see each other very sporadically. Their letters are filled with, “how can we make sure we don’t love each other more than God.”

–Sheila Gregoire, On Elisabeth Elliot’s Terrible Courtship

What’s wrong with loving a girlfriend/boyfriend more than God? (You may be wondering, if you’ve been worshipping the god of Feelings for a long time.) But, remember, Elisabeth Elliot was capable of speaking for herself. She actually talked a lot about the god of Feelings, including things like this:

“Very often (nearly always, I’m afraid) when I come to church my feelings are uppermost in my mind. This is natural. We are human, we are “selves,” and it takes no effort at all to feel. But worship is not feeling. Worship is not an experience. Worship is an act, and this takes discipline. We are to worship “in spirit and in truth.” Never mind about the feelings. We are to worship in spite of them. Finding myself scattered in all directions and in need of corralling like so many skittish calves, I kneel before the service begins and ask to be delivered from a vague preoccupation with myself and my own concerns and to be turned, during this short hour, to God.”

–Elisabeth Elliot, Let Me Be a Woman

Elisabeth Elliot did not prioritize her own feelings; but women today are told their emotionalism is GOOD. When Elisabeth Elliot agreed to marry Jim, it was not a decision based on a passionate love affair. The two of them made the choice based on practicality and faith.

This utterly confounds those who think “romance” is next to godliness.

We’re dealing with two different gods, here.

The Feminists on the internet are like an unreached (and volatile) tribe of unbelievers, who have been sacrificing to the god of Feelings for so long, they will not even tolerate a friendly gift basket from that old White Lady who wants to talk about the True God.

“What True God?!” they demand. “We wives–and the children–are the gods around here!”

If you want to see the Tribesmen throw their spears, just share this article with Sheila Gregoire’s fans.

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Wrapping up.

It may be hard to believe, but some Christians actually choose to engage the hostile hoards with their eyes wide open. They know it’s possible they will be misunderstood, mischaracterized, and ultimately attacked for doing what they’ve been called to do.

But they do it anyway.

People who are truly sold out for Jesus Christ make their decisions based on Wisdom and Truth–not temporary feelings of discomfort or frustration. Jim Elliot was able to go minister to an uncivilized tribe in Ecuador, because his own wife already knew the True God and was supporting him at home. They were a team. And Elisabeth Elliot never forced Jim to choose between worshipping God and worshipping her feelings.

The unbelievers won’t understand this. All of Elisabeth Elliot’s books might as well be written in a foreign language… she seems like a threat, and they’re reaching for their spears.

But, true freedom comes when we worship the True God, and because of His faithfulness, I’m not afraid of anything the godless hoardes might throw at me.


Post Script: some may be wondering, have I read Sheila Gregoire’s new book “She Deserves Better?” The answer is, not yet. I’m planning to wait until she dies and then tell all my readers that her marriage with Keith was Toxic from the start. (wink.)

(I’m just kidding. That would be wrong.)

She Deserves Better…than Prancing Around Half-Naked

There were three or four girls in highschool. It was always the same three or four. They loved to be looked at–and everyone seemed to know it…except for them.

In the girls’ own minds, they weren’t seeking attention. They had never asked themselves why they were drawn to the shortest skirts and the tightest tops with the lowest necklines. But if they had paused to think (and if they were honest with themselves), they would have realized they liked to push the envelope and bare lots of skin because it made them feel attractive.

Girls love when others notice their beauty.

Every time one of those girls was sent to the principal’s office for a Dress Code Violation, she would make a scene.

“It’s not fair!”

“The boys don’t have as many rules as the girls do!”

“I have a big chest and long legs…I can’t find clothes that fit any better than this!”

But, every time one of those girls was sent to the principal’s office, those of us who managed to follow the rules would think to ourselves, “FINALLY! It’s about time someone put a stop to her embarassing behavior.” Nobody is happier to see a Naked Girl receive her consequences than a Normal Girl who recognizes all the lame excuses.

Normal Girls know first-hand that the Naked Girls are being obnoxious.


I promised a series of posts outlining the problems with Sheila Gregoire’s new book “She Deserves Better.” Wouldn’t you know, this week she wrote a post on the topic of Dress Codes? I’ve been familiar with this hot-button issue since I was a private, Christian school-girl myself. So I sat up and took notice when Sheila started her post with the question, “How do I talk to a woman about what she’s wearing?”

This is a question many Normal Girls have wrestled with, when an angry, Naked Girl came looking for moral support. More than once, I heard an offended Dress Code Violater complaining the Principal was, like, totally sexist, and she didn’t think Jesus would have told her an x-small shirt isn’t appropriate for her double-D breasts.

After a few minutes of steady, stream-of-conscious screeching, the Naked Girl nudges the Normal Girl and says something like, “Amiright?!” So, it would be nice if an older, wiser woman could tell us how to handle that awkward situation.

So, tell us, Mrs. Gregoire.

How should we talk to women about what they’re wearing?

We don’t want to cause shame. But what should we SAY…when a schoolmate or coworker is making poor outfit choices, and she has an entitled attitude about the whole thing? Here’s your step by step:

Does that clear things up, Ladies?

Did you notice all the questions that danced around the issue?

Do you feel like any of those statements (like “DO NOT SHAME A WOMAN FOR HER BODY”) actually helped to address the problem she promised to discuss? Or do you feel like there was a pretty obvious bait-and-switch in that post?

I think Mrs. Gregoire pretended to answer the question “How do I talk to a woman about what she’s wearing?” when in reality, her opinion is: You probably shouldn’t do that, ever.

Clothing goes on bodies, and it’s inappropriate to expect women to dress according to their body size and shape (she says). Therefore, we must never say anything to a woman when an outfit would look fine on a 5-year-old, but it (obviously) looks trashy on her. (She can’t help she has a tall body, right?!)

A question that would have fit better at the top of her post would have been:

“How do I rationalize the immodest behavior of my female coworkers, and blame everyone else in the office for noticing?”

Or better yet:

“How do I spin every scenario in such a way that I can ignore the fact that Naked Girls exist?”

Mrs. Gregoire’s post would have answered THOSE questions very nicely.

Here’s the last bit of her post, just so you know for sure that she never got around to answering the question HOW DO I TALK to a woman about what she’s wearing:

So, since this question still needs to be answered, allow me to pick up the ball that was dropped by Mrs. Gregoire after she called her shot. (I got you, girl! Don’t worry!)

Ladies, this is how you talk to a woman about what she’s wearing:


Hey, Friend. This might be an uncomfortable conversation, but I hope not. It seems like the whole world is talking about bikinis and yoga pants and other items of women’s fashion–but maybe that’s just a very small portion of Christian Twitter. But it doesn’t really matter. The point is, you and I are women, so we should be talking about how to dress our bodies appropriately, whether anyone else is joining us or not.

First of all, I firmly believe men have a responsibility to control their thoughts. (That has to be said in order to prove I’m a nice person, doesn’t it?) There are very few things less attractive than a big, strong man who blames a mini skirt for ruining his whole day. Like, toughen up, you know?

But I ALSO believe that women enjoy the power that comes from taking that big, strong man to his knees, if we just show a little more skin above ours.

It’s unattractive when a cry-baby man tries to turn the entire office into his Castle. It would be silly to insist there’s no way he can concentrate on his work when a woman (with boobs) is somewhere nearby. But, his thoughts really aren’t in our power to control. What IS within our power is to make sure we don’t purposely dress in a provocative manner, and then pretend we don’t know what we’re doing… Unpopular truth: it’s equally selfish when a cry-baby woman tries to turn the office into HER Castle and claim her own comfort is all that matters.

Several years ago, I noticed The Internet loves to share blog posts and videos from men telling other men to “own their stuff.” Just man up and admit you’re wrong! Stop blaming women for your lust! Take responsibility! etc. (This guy on social media is VERY popular with the ladies, because he spends all day preaching at husbands and never–ever–says anything about what wives might be doing wrong.)

But, the problem is, these posts are usually shared and applauded BY WOMEN, who will not tolerate being told when THEY need to “own their stuff” as well. No one is allowed to say: Just Woman Up and admit you’re trying to get others to notice your body.

I understand this can be a confusing topic because many of us weren’t taught to make wise clothing decisions when we were young girls. Actually, many of us did not WANT to hear wise advice about how to dress modestly when we were teens. So, now we feel overwhelmed and frustrated with questions like, “What am I allowed to wear?!” or “Should I just make myself as UGLY as possible, so nobody looks at me?!”

Unfortunately, when we’re talking about attitudes, we can’t come up with a simple list of Approved Articles of Clothing. (That’s why dress codes fail.)

Our clothing does speak volumes about what’s happening in our hearts, but it’s not as concrete or formulaic as “Good Girls wear Green.”

Respectable women are careful and considerate and humble. Respectable women are friendly teammates–they don’t compete with everyone else in the office to see who can avoid responsibility or use their strength (like boobs) to dominate others. Respectable women view their clothing as their uniform, and they want to represent their team well.

I would be happy to have more in-depth conversations about the heart attitudes behind men who lust and women who dress immodestly, if you’re open to that! I’d like to talk about the root morality underneath dress codes, because it helps us make better choices when we understand the “why” behind the rules.

Too many women get in a habit of squabbling over the Approved List, as if men are stealing our bikinis, and we must fight for the right to be as Naked as we want. But, personally, I don’t want to work in an environment where women treat public spaces like an extension of their own bedrooms, and I don’t think you do, either.

So, let’s talk about what we can do to Normalize Respectable Women…


Children, DON’T Obey Your Parents

Listen up, kids! This might be the most important lesson you will ever learn:

You do NOT have to obey your parents if you think they aren’t holding up their end of the bargain. The Bible says your fathers must not provoke you to anger. So, if you’re angry at your parents, then they are sinning.

You don’t have to obey, if they aren’t obeying everything Christ teaches FIRST.

Does that sound suspicious?

Well, if you’re not already familiar with the Obedience Loophole, you probably go to one of those abusive, fundamentalist churches where the pastor tells kids to obey their parents without ever telling parents their responsibility.

I don’t actually have any examples of a specific pastor telling kids to obey their abusive parents no-matter-what, while failing to hold the parents to an even higher standard. But I have heard MANY, many, many kids testify their parents make them mad. So that’s a lot of evidence that the church isn’t teaching this issue properly.

Here’s what you need to know, kids.

Your parents have a responsibility to treat you with dignity… Kindly forgiving you when necessary… Always having your best interest in mind, just as God the Father does. They should be cherishing you and nurturing you and laying down their lives for you in both big and small ways. They should look like Christ in every thing they say or do, always! (Which is a really big burden, and no human being can fill that role perfectly.)

So, if your parents EVER talk about obedience without first talking about their own duties and confessing all their faults, until they actually forget they were trying to discipline you because they’re so busy undermining their own authority… then they are probably abusing you with the Bible.

Verses about obedience should never be quoted without verses about parental responsibility coming before. Period.

The Church needs to realize how dangerous it is to talk about obedience, without giving kids the Loophole. Many children are being asked to do harmful, unbiblical things by their tyrannical parents.

I mean, you would be SHOCKED how many times I’ve personally heard a sinful parent ask a child to obey…

And we know so-called “Christians” are provoking their kids to anger, because the children have told us.

So, kids, that’s why I’m writing to you today–to make sure you know what the Bible ACTUALLY teaches about obedience. What Paul writes to your parents is actually more important than what he writes to you. (Don’t even read that stuff unless/until you have checked to be sure your parents obey Paul FIRST.)

When you read the Bible, in context, you will see the big picture. And that big picture is: you should NOT obey, when your parents are mean, unfair, or irritating in a way that appears more serious than your own sins. By the way, a parent’s sin is always more serious, because they are held to a higher standard. That’s biblical.

There’s a serious epidemic in the church of parents who put the onus on kids to obey and never take their own responsibilities seriously. It’s everywhere. So you need to be on the lookout, because odds are good that your parents are like that.

In fact, if someone quotes “children obey your parents,” and doesn’t immediately say “Unless your parents are bad ones,” please report it to the authorities immediately, for your own safety. (Note: by “authorities” I mean someone who can discipline your parents. I do not mean to suggest there is someone who has authority over kids.)

In conclusion: it’s a joy to obey godly parents. So you should not submit to someone who isn’t bringing joy to your life. I would even go so far as to say, when your parents do their jobs properly, you will find it easy to obey.

If it’s hard for you to hear Bible verses addressed to children, that’s a pretty good bet they have been misused for years… And, when it’s not easy, then your parents are precisely the type who should NOT utter the word “obey.”

I hope that clears some things up and makes you feel better today!

Signed,

–Your loving Church Feminist

Comedians Make Great Parents! (and Robots Don’t)

A comedy show is a great analogy for life: a group of people gather together with a shared goal of enjoying their time. Everyone has a role to play, and it’s actually more complicated than “Comedian tells jokes while audience laughs.” There are many, many choices that each individual needs to make in order for the show to go off without a hitch. Here’s just a short list:

-The promoter must make sure people know a show is happening.

-The Comedian must have tech equipment that allows him to be heard by everyone.

-The audience must refrain from talking to their neighbors during the show.

-The Comedian should not spit on the people in the front row.

-The bar tender should avoid clinking glasses.

-Everyone should wear appropriate clothing.

-Everyone should try to avoid vomiting, pooping their pants, or having a major medical emergency during that 90 minute window.

-Everyone should think not only about their own comfort, but each should be considerate of others…

etc. etc.

If we get very specific into the minutia of decision-making that takes place on an average Friday night in a group of 100 people, it’s easy to see how quickly things could go very wrong. (“If you bump into someone, you should apologize–not offer to take the fight outside…” “If the waitress gets your food order wrong, you should be patient–not curse at her loudly.”)

In any group setting, there are almost infinite ways an individual could ruin it for everybody else. And, that’s what makes hecklers more than just annoying. Hecklers are selfish chaos-makers who pose a threat to the well-being of the entire crowd.


Family groups are not much different from audiences… Families simply work together as a “crowd” for longer than a couple hours. Families are part of the same team, for life. Everyone in a family has a role to play, and the choices made by individuals have the power to affect the larger family-system, for better or worse.

In both the Comedy Scene and the Family Environment, it’s only a matter of time before someone starts overstepping their bounds and acting a fool. Eventually–in one form or another–Comedians are going to have to deal with hecklers. And, parents have to handle the selfish and anti-social behavior of their children.

If you learn how to manage hecklers/trolls, you will learn how to manage anti-social behavior in your own families. And that’s why Comedians make the best parents!

But how do they know what to do in each situation?…

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Systems which involve people are very complex, so we can’t formulatize them. We couldn’t possibly anticipate all the variables in taking care of a newborn baby, for example, so we can’t provide a flowchart to new mothers will all the “if/then” possibilities.

How often should I change the baby? (Depends.)

What size clothes should I buy? (Depends.)

Why is my baby crying? (Depends.)

This is why we can’t program robots to be nursery care-givers.

Yes, robots can “learn” to mix a bottle or fold tiny t-shirts. But the robot can’t DECIDE if/when that’s the correct form of action, and it can’t respond appropriately to a wiggly baby with a mind and will of its own.

As the child grows, his or her needs don’t become less complex. We run into even more difficulty when we try to solve our teenager’s problems using simplistic, yes/no reasoning:

Should I buy my kid a car? (Depends.)

Should I let her see that movie? (Depends.)

Should he get an after-school job? (Depends)

All of these are very situation-dependent, and there are many ways an individual decision-maker could choose to handle it. Thus, we would be removing the human element if we tried to create a formula or flow chart titled “How To Handle a Heckling Troll at a Comedy Show.”

Should I call attention to the heckler and let him take his best shot? (Depends.)

Should I ask security to escort him out? (Depends.)

Should I take a screenshot of the trolls comments and re-publish them? (Depends.)

Should I block him on social media? (Depends.)

Many people would feel more comfortable if they could treat their problems like math homework. Just give us the Answer Key and let us check our work! But, social situations aren’t clear cut like that.

We, as thinking human beings, must keep our goal in mind and then be ready to act accordingly. We can’t depend on pre-determined “programming,” to take away all doubt.

Comedians need to be in the moment, asking themselves “What will be funny/enjoyable in the long run, for the greatest number of people, and not just for the drunk girls in the back?” (And parents are asking themselves that same question, replacing “drunk girls” with “feral toddlers.”) A wise Comedian knows how to use the spontaneous things that happen and make them part of the fun. But he ALSO knows the crowd is there to see a particular show and not to have the whole thing hijacked by every amateur who smuggles a bullhorn.

It’s complex! It takes balance! And not every Comedian does it well all the time. But if you’re able to keep your end goal in mind, the process becomes easier.


If the selfish Heckler has his way, there won’t be a show left to heckle. And the same can be said of toxic family members whose awful behavior will (eventually) destroy the entire family dynamic. In the end, it’s actually better for everyone, including the Heckler, to stop them from sinking the whole ship.

I want to raise children who consider others, instead of sacrificing the group for their own short-term pleasure. I want them to be problem-solvers rather than problem-makers. And I want them to be able to attend any show, anywhere, without making utter fools of themselves.

In short, I want my kids to know how to interact in a group setting, because there won’t be a “show” at all without co-operation.

With that goal firmly in front of me, I can make a quicker and more decisive call when I’m faced with antisocial behavior.

The confident and experienced Comedian will not get thrown off by slurred criticism from half-lit losers. He knows: “My job is to help everyone work together–to laugh together. We want to enjoy each other’s company.”

So maybe he’ll ask the Heckler, “Hey, who’s the one holding the mic right now?” And everyone will hope the heckler takes the hint. Or maybe (if the Heckler keeps interrupting) other people in the audience will start shouting back at him, “SHUT UP!”

Maybe someone will have to physically remove the Malfunction from the room.

But, the more you get comfortable with making decisions that benefit the whole audience–the more effective you will be in other social settings as well. When you make short work of neutralizing trolls and hecklers, you will be ready to lead those fun-loving (but occassionally block-headed) little humans who need to be parented.

She Deserves Better

Do we really need another book about how unfaaaaaaaaaair life has been for girls in the church?

I mean, really?

We need another type-written gripe session, to recommend to our Women’s Bible Study? We need more literature that agrees with everything the green monster whispers about girls getting less than they deserve?

Really?

Okay, then, my Feminist Friends. Since you want Church Ladies to use their voices and speak out, you got it. Here I am: a strong, Jesus-loving woman who isn’t afraid to say what she really means, no matter how much my words may upset the Matriarchy.

Listen up, because I’m a Daughter of the King, and I’m about to say some things your husband and sons aren’t allowed to say to you.


For her new book, “She Deserves Better,” Sheila Wray Gregoire polled 7000 women regarding how they feel about the way “modesty” was taught in their churches growing up. You may be wondering, “Why would I want to hear the collected opinions of more than 7000 strangers, when we’ve known for centuries that self-reported data is the least reliable, by far?”

That’s a fair question, to which I would respond with another: “You haven’t spent much time on social media, have you?”

Opinions may not be factual, but they’re still powerfully influential. A pile of unsupported data can be mixed and massaged into fabulously entertaining (and addictive!) stories. These untrue, but interesting, tales get stuck in an empty mind, like lard washed down the kitchen pipes.

You’ve heard sex sells, right?

Well, sobbing sells, too.

And, nobody knows how to sell tears of victimhood quite like a Feminist who recently wrote a book meant to put The Church in its place.

“Who cares if it’s meaningless data?” someone in Marketing must have asked out loud. “Let’s display it on a hot-pink infographic, so everyone knows women can be scientists, too. The dames will love it!”

When it’s ready, the Shareable Content might look something like this:

Now, I know what you’re thinking, reader.

“WOW, 78% of women believed girls have responsibility to protect boys by wearing modest clothing?!” That’s pretty unbelievable, isn’t it?

So, what the heck is happening to the other 22% of women who apparently think they can walk around naked, with absolutely no accountability?

Well, those ladies are being taught how to sniff out the word “modesty” in every book or sermon written in the 1990’s. And then they’re writing books of their own, helping other women pin point exactly which mental health issues came directly from Youth Group. It’s very time-consuming! Do you have any idea how many authors throughout history have seemed to believe that women are sinners? (Hint: a lot.) So–some women are too busy saving girls from Hard Truths to ask themselves, “What should we say to young ladies who really are actively inviting the wrong kind of attention?”

Like, if a girl sends a nude to the footbal captain with the text”I’m yours” is that still the Youth Minister’s fault? Can we blame that behavior on Purity Culture? Just wondering.

Anyway, it turns out 78% of ladies (a long time ago) were taught the clothing THEY CHOSE was a reflection of their own character, and that living in community with other people means being aware of the message we’re sending with our bodies. But, if Shelia Wray Gregoire has her way, that number will go DOWN.

And, thanks to books like hers that completely misdiagnose the root problem, the percentage of women who blame men for their anxiety and low self-esteem will go UP.

As a woman with sisters and daughters and future granddaughters (Lord willing), I don’t want to build a church where “responsibility” is a dirty word.

I don’t want to send the message that parents only discipline those they hate, and they give excuses to those they love. I don’t want to make girls think there’s something better than godly discipline.

So, I’m going to make a series out of this topic.

Since it’s Ladies Night at the Evangelical Church, and (apparently) it’s time for women to be BIG instead of small, go ahead and pass me the microphone. I have more than a few things on my mind:

I’m not okay with teaching girls to despise wisdom and correction.

I’m not okay with LOWERING the standards for girls, based on the twisted idea that holiness is too painful and harmful–and girls aren’t tough enough to handle it.

I agree that many young girls are not okay, and there’s a huge hunger for parenting advice. But the worldly messages surrounding empowerment, self-esteem, and blame-shifting will not make for stronger women in 20 years… In fact, coddling sin will make things even worse.

I’m jumping into the conversation, with much more to come, because my girls deserve better than bankrupt, femme-centric, pop-opinion garbage.


Christian parents: Do you want to learn how to communicate with the next generation more effectively? Either you will write the Truth on their hearts, or they will be influenced by random polls on social media. Email branyanmandy@gmail.com to get more information about my Writing Workshop!

Intro to AI Software, for Christians (Chat GPT and Open AI)

For those who aren’t sure what ChatGPT is:

ChatGPT is an AI language model designed to understand and respond to natural language input from users like you. ChatGPT has been trained on vast amounts of data to learn how language works and how to generate human-like responses.

You can ask ChatGPT any question or give it a prompt, and it will use its knowledge and language skills to generate a response. It can help you with a wide range of tasks, from answering trivia questions and providing information on various topics to generating creative writing prompts or even engaging in casual conversation.

Overall, ChatGPT is a powerful tool that can help you expand your knowledge, stimulate your creativity, and have fun exploring the possibilities of natural language interaction with AI.

But can Christians use ChatGPT, or is it demonic?

Christians can use ChatGPT without any concern that it is demonic. ChatGPT is an AI language model designed to respond to natural language input based on its programming and training data, and it does not have any inherent spiritual beliefs or affiliations.

While some people may have concerns about the use of technology or AI, there is no basis for believing that ChatGPT or any other AI system is demonic or inherently evil. As with any tool or technology, Christians can use ChatGPT in a responsible and discerning manner, seeking wisdom and guidance from trusted sources as they engage with it.

Ultimately, the use of ChatGPT or any other technology is a personal decision that depends on individual beliefs, comfort levels, and discernment. However, there is no reason to believe that Christians should avoid or fear using ChatGPT specifically because of concerns about demonic influence.

Do you have any advice for people who can’t recognize the difference between AI-Generated text and real human speech?

If someone has trouble recognizing the difference between AI-generated text and real human speech, there are a few things they can do to help differentiate between the two:

  1. Look for clues in the language and style of the text. AI-generated text often lacks the nuances and variations of real human speech, such as emotional cues, figurative language, and contextual references.
  2. Pay attention to the speed and consistency of the responses. AI-generated text is often generated quickly and without hesitation, while human responses may vary in length, complexity, and tone depending on the situation.
  3. Try asking questions or making requests that require a more nuanced or personal response. If the text is generated by an AI language model, it may struggle to provide a satisfactory answer or may provide a generic or non-specific response.
  4. Consider the context and purpose of the conversation. If the conversation is taking place in a forum or chatbot where AI-generated text is expected, then it may be more difficult to distinguish between real human speech and AI-generated text. However, if the conversation is taking place in a personal or professional setting, it’s more likely that the text is generated by an AI language model.

Ultimately, it’s important for individuals to exercise caution and discernment when engaging with AI-generated text, and to avoid placing too much trust or reliance on the information or advice provided by an AI language model. While these models can be a helpful tool for communication and information-gathering, they are not a substitute for real human interaction and guidance.

What can we do about trolls using ChatGPT to start arguments on the internet?

Unfortunately, trolls using AI language models like ChatGPT to start arguments and spread misinformation on the internet is a growing problem. While there is no easy solution to this issue, there are a few steps that individuals and online communities can take to mitigate the impact of trolls and their behavior:

  1. Educate users: Providing education and training on how to identify and respond to trolls can help users become more aware of their tactics and avoid engaging with them. Encouraging users to report abusive or harmful behavior can also help online platforms and communities take action against trolls and limit their ability to spread negativity and misinformation.
  2. Monitor and moderate content: Consistently monitoring and moderating content on online platforms and communities can help identify and remove harmful or abusive behavior before it can spread. This can be done by employing dedicated moderators or by leveraging user reporting systems to quickly identify and respond to trolls and their behavior.
  3. Foster positive interactions: Creating an online culture that values positive interactions and discourages negative behavior can help reduce the impact of trolls and their behavior. Encouraging users to engage in civil and respectful discussions, and highlighting positive contributions from community members can help create a more positive and welcoming online environment.

Ultimately, combating trolls and their behavior requires a multi-faceted approach that involves both technological solutions and community-driven initiatives. By working together to identify and address harmful behavior, online communities can reduce the impact of trolls and create a more positive and productive online environment.


So, there you have it, Christians. As you go forth into the world to preach the Gospel, you’ll need to be aware of the possibility that you’re casting pearls before swine…or Artificial Intelligence. Be on guard, always!

(And, yes, everything above the line was generated by ChatGPT.)

This Sacrifice has Gone Too Far

There is a Jordan Peterson video about the role of mothers in society.

In it, he explains a mother’s job is to bring children into the world knowing they’re going to suffer. She must prepare her children to live in such a way that all the hardship and frustration (and ultimately death) may still be worthwhile.

Peterson calls this brave submission to the hard realities of life “A Mother’s Sacrifice.”

“[like Mary] if you’re a mother who’s worth her salt, you offer your son to be destroyed by the world… That’s what’s going to happen! He’s going to be born. He’s going to suffer. He’s going to have his trouble in life. He’s going to have his illnesses. He’s going to face his failures and catastrophes. And he’s going to die. That’s what’s going to happen. And if you’re awake, then you know that, and you’ll say, “Well, perhaps he’ll live in such a way that will justify that…” And then you try to make that happen. And that’s what makes you worthy of a statue like that [of Mary holding the crucified Christ]”

This stirring word picture was recorded and uploaded to YouTube, where I listen to the whole speech. Then I looked at the comments…

Oh, the comments.

Want to guess the top comment underneath Peterson’s powerful mental image of the ultimate sacrifice of motherhood?

Well, the #1 reply was written by a sleepy little woman arguing that all this talk about a mother’s sacrifice has gone “to an unhealthy place.”

She thinks there has been entirely too much sacrifice.

Ideally, we should be sacrificing with a little less death, you know?

We’re on board with the idea that moms should be willing to lay down their lives for their children…but, obviously, not when it means sacrificing TOO much!

Not when it means having our boundaries crossed and trying to pour from an empty cup. When the sacrifice feels too sacrificial, then it’s time to pull back.

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I know it’s trendy to blame absentee fathers for the truly sad state of marriage and family relationships. But, it’s time someone pointed out that mothers aren’t exactly inspiring beautiful sculptures these days, either.

Look, I suspect the woman in the screenshot was trying to make a profound point about spoiling your kids. She probably thinks she’s saying “don’t coddle your boys” or “don’t absorb all the work and pain for them.”

But that’s not what came across in her comment.

There are much, much better ways to say that mothers should raise unselfish kids–without encouraging Mom to be selfish, too.

We’re botching the communication, big time.

If women are encouraging each other to raise tough, responsible, hard-working boys, then they actually agree with Jordan Peterson. But that’s not what they’re actually saying, when they whine about how hard it is to be a woman.

Mom-Centric comments are encouraging moms to feel sorry for themselves because of how unfair life is. And that’s not solving any problems. It’s creating several new ones.

We need to stop letting women suggest their lives should be easier.

When we’re doing it right, then raising strong children will be even more work–more pain and heartache than what we’re already facing. Are the women throwing pity parties for themselves ready for that?

I don’t think so.

It’s actually a sacrifice for women to watch their children suffer and struggle. Do we have any idea what the word sacrifice means? Do we actually believe we’re making the world a better place when we’re over here crying that there’s not enough time to “nurture” ourselves?

I’m embarrassed by the number of women who think they need more coffee and Me Time, to recharge. I’m AMAZED these women think it’s a “strength” to complain loudly and insist they deserve more recognition and praise.

Ladies, it’s clear we have no idea what “sacrifice” means.


Do we want our family to thank us?

Do we want our efforts to really matter, in a world-changing kind of way?

Do we want to fill the kind of role in society that sculptors and painters want to honor? Would you like to leave a legacy that makes grown men cry tears of inspiration?

Then we need to stop warning each other about sacrificing “too much.” (Seriously. I can’t think of a more effective way to make sure women fail in their jobs.) Instead, of trying not to “sacrifice too much,” we must challenge ourselves to embrace hard things…really, really hard things.

A “sacrifice” isn’t just a nice-sounding idea that gives us bragging rights in Mommy Groups.

It actually hurts. It costs us something.

Let’s stop throwing that word around carelessly, when we’re really not prepared to sacrifice at all.


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When Their Children Come Out…

Stories are powerful things. If you can paint a picture of the future in a person’s head, you will have the strongest chance of influencing their behavior.

Unfortunately many Christians are intimated by the stories being told about us by imaginative trolls in the culture. We’re allowing ourselves to be influenced by the mental picture of our own children someday walking away from the faith, or hating us for the parenting choices we made, or “coming out” as some form of sexual anarchist–and concluding that we “don’t really love” them after all.

As Christians, we need to understand our part in God’s story, and we need to be adept at helping other people recognize their roles, too. But, too often, we fail to paint a compelling picture of reality that agrees with God’s Word. We allow the culture to spook us with their horror tales instead.

“What if your child is gay???” they ask.

What if he grows up and realizes this whole thing was a hoax, and the Bible is a myth, and his parents are power-hungry bigots, and you never really loved them as much as you loved your Bronze Age Cult???

Yes, Christian, you will have a lot of explaining to do…

…says the upright-walking, carbon-based sack of cells who thinks almighty Science tells us what’s right and wrong.

Man, those Anti-Christians are going to be shocked when they see where the next stage of “evolution” takes their kids.

As Christians, we must shine a light on the path they’re taking, so they can see the holes more clearly.


Religious folks only tell us how to live because they want power, huh?

Does that include the bigoted father who won’t let his 12-year-old run away with her 50-year-old boyfriend? I promise, your kids are going to notice your hypocrisy in this area, and they’re going to test your “unconditional” love.

Will you still love your kid when he’s middle-aged and comes out as minor-attracted?

Or what about your daughter, who feels like a bear? (Or maybe a bobcat or a bluejay or a beetle?) Would you let her move to the mountains or woods to live with her kind?

Do you think she won’t call you out for being every bit as bigoted as those Christians you always judge?

Yes, yes, we know, you think you’re being consistent with your prejudices, because of your personal beliefs about not Not Harming Others. Blah blah blah.

The kids have heard your sermons dozens of times. “Don’t cause harm. Don’t cause harm. Don’t cause harm.”

Why don’t you write your sermons down in a little Moral Book, since you’re so sure that causing harm is a sin? Give us all the details about what actually causes harm and what doesn’t. Start with Thou-Shalt-Not…

Grab the Journal of Psychology and preach eloquently, using the sacred language of Science and Reason, to impress the masses… Your kids couldn’t possibly argue with a time-tested religion like yours!

Atheists, when their kid “comes out” as a Minor Attracted Person.

Has the lightbulb come on yet?

Can you stop railing at Christians long enough to look at the slope you’re sitting on? Maybe spend 3 seconds questioning your own empty worldview with as much interest and volume as you question everybody else’s? (Because, if you don’t, your kids will.)

Maybe it’s not a great idea to tear apart every foundational institution that has ever been used by humans to pass morality to the next generation?

You seriously think humans can be Good Without God? Really? Are you totally sure? Well, then, just go ahead and cut that branch ALL THE WAY OFF and see what happens…

Oh, hey lookey there. Your children can’t even explain what species they are…let alone how to be GOOD people. You told them anything goes and no one can judge. Are you going to stop them now?

Try telling them not to harm themselves or others. Try using a stern voice. That might work. But, if not, you can always give them a culturally-defined label, like “Sociopath” or “Narcissist,” and then stuff them full of pills until they behave in a way that makes them acceptable to you.

All this time, you placed your faith in the blind-but-benevolent march of Nature toward inevitible progress. (Nature is a Mother, you know? She always wants what is best for her children.) You didn’t think we needed old superstitions and fairytales to keep us in line, because Goodness is built into our DNA! (Hopefully.)

You taught the Unchangeable Commandments of Sharing and Consent–and you figured your kids would just accept those, like good little humans naturally do.

I don’t envy the headache you’re going to have when you run smack into reality. The next generation of revolutionaries will push the envelope even further than you’ve had the courage to imagine, and they will be standing on YOUR shoulders to do it. They’ll be quoting what YOU taught them.

“This is natural and perfectly fine.”

“Your views are old and outdated…It’s time to evolve.”

“Science says…”

“Why should I care what you think? Stop being a bigot.”

“I thought you LOVED me?!”

That’s a pretty dangerous bed you’re making over there. Just wait until you see who (or what) your kid picks to lie in it with them…


Christians, you have absolutely nothing to fear from the imaginative liars who want to scare you into following their parenting advice. Their father is Destruction. Their future is Chaos. And they are in for an incredibly rude awakening when all the mental illness and trauma and abuse in the world just keeps getting WORSE the more they claw at religious foundations.

They are not okay, and their kids are not okay. Why in the world would we let them control the narrative?


(Want to learn how to control the narrative? We’re hosting a writing workshop for Christian parents/grandparents. Someone is going to tell stories to your kids, so it might as well be you. Email amanda@johnbranyan.com for more information.)